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#61 ComradeMP

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Posted 11 April 2009 - 10:20 PM

Yes, you do phail you nub you. You Nubbunist you.

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 03:18 PM

View PostComradeMP, on Apr 11 2009, 09:20 PM, said:

Yes, you do phail you nub you. You Nubbunist you.
    
Guess what Comrade?
[ComradeMP] 5:08 pm: your such a nub, I put you in my gun and gave me teh gud hop up

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[Optomis] 2:09 pm: And guess what I got?
[Ion] 2:09 pm: moneiz
[Optomis] 2:10 pm: A&K Masada FTW
[Ion] 2:10 pm: really?
[Optomis] 2:10 pm: Yessir
[Optomis] 2:10 pm: Comes next week, supposedly.
[Ion] 2:10 pm: pictures or it didn't happen
[Optomis] 2:10 pm: Well. Add another week because customs will probably raipe it
[Ion] 2:11 pm: and rape it hard they will
[Optomis] 2:11 pm: Indeed
[Optomis] 2:11 pm: But when it does come. Ohhhh man
[Hated Aries] 2:11 pm: OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOD.
[Hated Aries] 2:11 pm: My friend just called.
[Optomis] 2:11 pm: I'll be having ***** butt secks with it until I can't anymore.
Hated Aries] 2:11 pm: He was at the range shooting.
[Optomis] 2:11 pm: Ok?
[Hated Aries] 2:11 pm: He's an idiot, and put his eye right up to the irons on a pistol, and got hit in the eye by the slide.
[Hated Aries] 2:12 pm: Now he's got a black eye from a pistol.

Edited by Ion, 12 April 2009 - 04:29 PM.


#63 ComradeMP

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:45 PM

[sr16gunner] 2:36 pm: wtf?
[M715ForLife] 2:37 pm: LOL
[ComradeMP] 2:37 pm: for someone who dislikes HX, you do certainly like to talk about him....
[sr16gunner] 2:37 pm: yes he does
[sr16gunner] 2:37 pm: no i dont
[azadvntge] 2:37 pm: Maybe it's a love-hate thing
[ComradeMP] 2:37 pm: you do
[sr16gunner] 2:37 pm: oh gawd
[sr16gunner] 2:37 pm: im outta here
[General]: sr16gunner has left at 2:37 pm
[azadvntge] 2:37 pm: Haha
[ComradeMP] 2:37 pm: yes, realize you feelings
[ComradeMP] 2:37 pm: go to him now
[azadvntge] 2:38 pm: Hahahaahaha
[azadvntge] 2:38 pm: PM To HX: I<3U
[azadvntge] 2:38 pm: What if? What if...........
[ComradeMP] 2:38 pm: I wish thee luck young one, may you find happiness


[superhobo] 5:16 pm: its called throwing it at a rock\
[superhobo] 5:16 pm: everyone knows how to break a metal body nub
[ComradeMP] 5:16 pm: nub, you can't be a delta operator if yu brik yur gun
[koreaneric23] 5:17 pm: haha
[lilotimz] 5:17 pm: nubs
[lilotimz] 5:18 pm: it fell of my rufs and
[lilotimz] 5:18 pm: landed no my pond..
[lilotimz] 5:18 pm: theres goes my gr16r3

Edited by ComradeMP, 20 April 2009 - 03:46 PM.


#64 sr16gunner

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:05 PM

As I left chat I was thinking, ahh damn, i know what they are saying.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:17 PM

[azadvntge] 6:05 pm: I CHARRENG U
[ComradeMP] 6:06 pm: そか
[azadvntge] 6:06 pm: I play this card face down in defence mode, and Suckling Elf in attack mode
[ComradeMP] 6:06 pm: しょぶんだぜ!!
[ComradeMP] 6:06 pm: lol, i'm silly
[azadvntge] 6:06 pm: IT' SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[ComradeMP] 6:06 pm: foooooooook
[azadvntge] 6:07 pm: I has masterball
[ComradeMP] 6:07 pm: you wantz to trade fur pidgey?
[azadvntge] 6:08 pm: no wai nuub! i gat leik thrii of thoes
[ComradeMP] 6:09 pm: but it knowz teh wurl wind
[azadvntge] 6:10 pm: wurl wind deos notin agaenst rok tiyp nuub
[azadvntge] 6:10 pm: i has fuor pikachus
[ComradeMP] 6:11 pm: nub, i can pawn yer ruk type wiff makchup
[ComradeMP] 6:11 pm: it fiyten type
[azadvntge] 6:12 pm: no wai bro! mai onix wil maik makchup its bich
[azadvntge] 6:12 pm: it no rok throa
[ComradeMP] 6:13 pm: onix get pawn by blastoys, it know haidro pump
[azadvntge] 6:14 pm: mai hipmanlee eevulved en2 a garados it no thunder shok
[ComradeMP] 6:15 pm: nub geradoz iz flyin and watur type, it get duble pawn by electictz

#66 ComradeMP

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:24 PM

fudge, I haz been had :/

#67 sr16gunner

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 04:55 PM

HA! You have been karmanized.

#68 ComradeMP

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 06:19 PM

View Postsr16gunner, on Apr 19 2009, 11:04 AM, said:

HX is right Spear.



But this is not over HX...

Oh how this amuses me.

#69 judkinsa

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 06:57 PM

Asian, I almost peed myself from the sheer hilarity of that post...

#70 ASIANadvntge

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 09:16 PM

Oh fun times in the chat room.

#71 ComradeMP

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 10:57 PM

What else are we gonna do? Talk about airsoft? I think not. You should join us there every now and then, we get crazy.

Edited by ComradeMP, 20 April 2009 - 10:57 PM.


#72 judkinsa

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 12:24 PM

Just because of the epic-ness of that one chat moment, I will start to use it.

#73 Clayton

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 07:22 PM

[M715ForLife] 9:11 pm: HX should make like a banana.
[sr16gunner] 9:11 pm: or suck one..

#74 HX

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 07:32 PM

View PostClayton, on Apr 22 2009, 01:22 AM, said:

[M715ForLife] 9:11 pm: HX should make like a banana.
[sr16gunner] 9:11 pm: or suck one..
Wow...

I did not know that those people had those...interests...

Capitalist pigs.

Edited by HX, 21 April 2009 - 07:32 PM.


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Posted 21 April 2009 - 07:53 PM

View PostHX, on Apr 21 2009, 08:32 PM, said:

Wow...

I did not know that those people had those...interests...

Capitalist pigs.


Seriously? I find it ironic, that you're a massive weeaboo, which means that you're imitating the Japanese culture. The Japanese government is a Unitary system.

#76 HX

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 07:56 PM

View PostM715ForLife, on Apr 22 2009, 02:53 AM, said:

Seriously? I find it ironic, that you're a massive weeaboo, which means that you're imitating the Japanese culture. The Japanese government is a Unitary system.
No, no no.

Get it right.

I am not immitating Japanese culture.

Anime is not Japanese-only(I just happens to come from a much superior country).

Further aggressive comment will result in the intervention from duty car.

Edited by HX, 21 April 2009 - 07:56 PM.


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Posted 21 April 2009 - 08:00 PM

Wow whole lot of love ther I think. Looks like SR16's got some competition....




[Hated Aries] 6:37 pm: OH MY GOD I LOVE MEN.

[andy] 6:40 pm: Congrats Aries. Glad you finally exited the closet.

#78 HX

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 08:05 PM

[Mattdk] 9:04 pm: Doc, I do have to say they look cool. WIsh I had the money.
[kyguylal] 9:05 pm: i might if i have money left over in paypal

    [kyguylal] 9:05 pm: Matt, got anything i might find fun in one of your many sales?
    [kyguylal] 9:05 pm: something cheap? like 20 bucks or so?

    [Optomis] 9:06 pm: He played all day with it on last Saturday.
    [Optomis] 9:08 pm: It's coming along nicely.
[Hated Aries] 9:08 pm: And I hate it.
[Doc] 9:09 pm: its quite heavy
[BigBabyMoses06] 9:09 pm: oh em gee hi guize <-in pink font.
    [Optomis] 9:09 pm: Ohhh M Gez
[ComradeMP] 9:11 pm: there's love there M7, I can tell
    [Optomis] 9:11 pm: I'll kick you both, shut up.
    [kyguylal] 9:13 pm: and i said, romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
  [kyguylal] 9:13 pm: ill be waiting, thats all i really know
[ComradeMP] 9:13 pm: i'm super cereal
[BigBabyMoses06] 9:14 pm: You guys can touch mine. Its better!........
    [Optomis] 9:15 pm: NOT!
    [Optomis] 9:16 pm: So desperate.....
    [M715ForLife] 9:18 pm: I wanna make love right na na na.


Fun were had?

Edited by HX, 21 April 2009 - 08:19 PM.


#79 M715ForLife

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 08:10 PM

View PostHX, on Apr 21 2009, 08:56 PM, said:

No, no no.

Get it right.

I am not immitating Japanese culture.

Anime is not Japanese-only(I just happens to come from a much superior country).

Further aggressive comment will result in the intervention from duty car.

China?

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 08:13 PM

View PostM715ForLife, on Apr 22 2009, 02:10 AM, said:

China?
Yes... Was it that un-obvious?

#81 ASIANadvntge

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 09:13 PM

Personally I would have said South Korea as the more superior Asian country :P Hahahaha anyone want to battle?

#82 HX

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 09:14 PM

View PostASIANadvntge, on Apr 22 2009, 04:13 AM, said:

Personally I would have said South Korea as the more superior Asian country :P Hahahaha anyone want to battle?
No need.

You already lost! :o

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:16 PM

WAAAAA!!!!!111 A CHARRENGE???////

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:30 PM

[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: nice
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: i, gonna make my gun MEXY
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: SEXY*
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: mexy would be a hella ugly gun
[762delivered] 8:04 pm: hahah your gun is going to me a Mexican
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: mexican gun, eww
[762delivered] 8:04 pm: SEXY MEXY
[Clayton] 8:04 pm: hahaha
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: ***** gun!
[Clayton] 8:04 pm: mexy
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: woops
[762delivered] 8:04 pm: lol
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: too far
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: my b
[762delivered] 8:04 pm: if you name your gun there ya go
[sr16gunner] 8:04 pm: to all the mexicans here

#85 sr16gunner

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:23 PM

Yup, it will be named Border Patrol.

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:32 PM

View Postsr16gunner, on Apr 22 2009, 06:23 PM, said:

Yup, it will be named Border Patrol.
Sorry, but all weapon names must be women names, such as my two gorgeous babes, Sally and Lizzy, my M249 Para and my M3 shotgun.

#87 HX

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 08:11 PM

View Postcdr.medart, on Apr 23 2009, 01:32 AM, said:

Sorry, but all weapon names must be women names, such as my two gorgeous babes, Sally and Lizzy, my M249 Para and my M3 shotgun.
It is okay for him.

He rolls the other way.

But in all seriousness, Boarder Patrol would be a great name for a gun... until you meet a Mexican and tells him your gun's name.

Edited by HX, 22 April 2009 - 08:13 PM.


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Posted 22 April 2009 - 08:14 PM

View Postcdr.medart, on Apr 22 2009, 08:32 PM, said:

Sorry, but all weapon names must be women names, such as my two gorgeous babes, Sally and Lizzy, my M249 Para and my M3 shotgun.

Sally is the name of some fat chick I know.

And Lizzy sounds like Lizzard.

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 08:17 PM

View PostM715ForLife, on Apr 22 2009, 07:14 PM, said:

Sally is the name of some fat chick I know.

And Lizzy sounds like Lizzard.
Well Sally does weigh 16lbs unloaded. And Lizzy is short for Elizabeth.

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 08:19 PM

View Postcdr.medart, on Apr 23 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

Well Sally does weigh 16lbs unloaded. And Lizzy is short for Elizabeth.
Lizzard has a bada** loadout.

Many members of this forum has his loadout picture as desktop backgrounds.





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