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[J0KER]

      [pickles] 2:20 pm: the names Pckles. Pickles, pickles
      [pickles] 2:20 pm: *Picles
      [pickles] 2:20 pm: *pickles fffffff
[Jakobie1086] 2:20 pm: lol
[J0KER] 2:21 pm: lol
[The Scotsman16] 2:21 pm: lol

[Vancant98-Geri]

Pickles, on 16 June 2011 - 03:14 PM, said:

[pickles] 5:13 pm: Hey head*****
      [pickles] 5:13 pm: i mean headshot
[H34DS40T98] 5:13 pm: Why thank you!

Umm pickles I don't remember writing that one. I think I had you ignored and I was talking to FNH about my username being "child" because I typed hey!hey! hey! and I was being sarcastic too.

[FNH]

I think it was your nick name was child 2.0.

[Pickles]

Headshot, disregard context, acquire lulz. those are chat funny rules. If you dont like it, then dont post or dont go in chat.

Edited by Pickles, 21 June 2011 - 11:04 AM.

[Pickles]

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      [pickles] 7:11 pm: http://img233.images...collegehumo.jpg
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[Vancant98-Geri]

Pickles, on 21 June 2011 - 11:03 AM, said:

Headshot, disregard context, acquire lulz. those are chat funny rules. If you dont like it, then dont post or dont go in chat.

No I really don't care I was just confused at the moment of you knowing.

[halofanatic333]

Pickles, on 21 June 2011 - 05:14 PM, said:

[General]: halofanatic333 has entered at 7:11 pm
      [pickles] 7:11 pm: http://img233.images...collegehumo.jpg
[General]: halofanatic333 has left at 7:12 pm

Haha, I joined just as I had to go out. Nice.

[Pickles]

[SEALTeamZero] 8:53 pm: Bro's b4 h$%s
[airsoftg36c] 8:54 pm: Lol STZ
[SEALTeamZero] 8:54 pm: What?
[SEALTeamZero] 8:54 pm: Bro code man come on
[airsoftg36c] 8:54 pm: I know
[airsoftg36c] 8:55 pm: But I pay attention to both at the same time
[airsoftg36c] 8:55 pm: and keep both of them equally happy

[Fyzix]

I hate the way you guys cut these short.
starblade] 8:06 pm: shes got Puerto blood but was born in the US
[starblade] 8:06 pm: [starblade] 8:53 pm: i dont care enough to get a girl
[SEALTeamZero] 8:53 pm: Bro's b4 h$%s
[airsoftg36c] 8:54 pm: Lol STZ
[SEALTeamZero] 8:54 pm: What?
[SEALTeamZero] 8:54 pm: Bro code man come on
[airsoftg36c] 8:54 pm: I know
[airsoftg36c] 8:55 pm: But I pay attention to both at the same time
[airsoftg36c] 8:55 pm: and keep both of them equally happy
[airsoftg36c] 8:55 pm: wait... NOOOOOO
[airsoftg36c] 8:55 pm: NOT AGAIN!!!!!
[airsoftg36c] 8:55 pm: *facepalm*
That's what REALLY happened.

[wrightoperaters]

I know child. I hate how funny they become when that happens!

[J0KER]

airsoftg36c, on 27 June 2011 - 07:15 PM, said:

I hate the way you guys cut these short.

It's called "disregard context, acquire lulz". You showing what "really happened" makes you look dumber than the actual quotes... do you understand this at all? This thread is supposed to be funny. No one's immune. I can guarantee that if I say this in chat:

[j0ker]: and the dude was like
[j0ker]: "I'm a flaming homosexual!"

That it will be turned into:

[j0ker]: "I'm a flaming homosexual!"

So quicher*****in, please.

[Pickles]

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[paranoiddroid] 8:49 pm: ok
[General]: Jakobie1086 has left at 8:49 pm
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[Jakobie1086] 8:50 pm: cool chat
[General]: PianoBlack has entered at 8:50 pm
[Jakobie1086] 8:50 pm: cool
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[Fyzix]

[airsoftg36c] 7:32 pm: http://images.yuku.c...85230fdc673.jpg
*SNIPPED*
[paranoiddroid] 7:33 pm: g36 u do that first one and i sweasr to god il kick u so hard you will need a proctologist to brush your teeth

Edited by airsoftg36c, 14 July 2011 - 06:42 PM.

[Llama]

[judkinsa] 11:15 pm: I'm not allowed to make my own ramen
[judkinsa] 11:15 pm: Nor anything involving a stove for that matter
[judkinsa] 11:15 pm: And I'm not allowed to be left alone with the cats
[judkinsa] 11:16 pm: Also any vehicle traveling over 25mph I must be wearing a helmet
[judkinsa] 11:16 pm: Other than that, I'm a completely normal kid     


Huh... that explains a lot

[judkinsa]

True dat.

[Kyleds650] 11:19 pm: i am gonna shoot myself in the ear with my springer
[Kyleds650] 11:19 pm: wish me luck!

Talking about Omegle:
---------------------
[G36fanatic...] 11:29 pm: I just cover teh screen with my hand till I see a head
[Jakobie1086] 11:29 pm: lol
[G36fanatic...] 11:29 pm: head of a person, not a...you know...

Edited by judkinsa, 17 July 2011 - 10:30 PM.

[Pickles]

[G36fanatic...] 8:20 pm: would H&K really give an airsoft company the ingrediants to their molds?
[Extraordinaire] 8:21 pm: Would KFC sell their recipe to McDonald's?

[J0KER]

[wrightoperaters] 7:15 pm: I'm a bisexual then.

[Pickles]

[Kyleds650] 10:27 pm: i pay people to give them bjs

[Jakobie1086]

[biotoxin] 1:34 am: Indeed
[biotoxin] 1:34 am: With that said
[biotoxin] 1:35 am: Ima go jerk myself into a coma
[biotoxin] 1:35 am: Later

[judkinsa]

[judkinsa] 6:06 pm: I can't believe how many offers I'm getting on this AK...now if only I wanted any of them
[wrightoperaters] 6:07 pm: Ill give you a bh
[wrightoperaters] 6:07 pm: *bj
[judkinsa] 6:07 pm: ...Are you a chick?
[Scavenger] 6:07 pm: I'll give you two of wright's bjs
[judkinsa] 6:07 pm: No thanks
[judkinsa] 6:08 pm: Looking for M4s, not manw.hores
[Scavenger] 6:09 pm: Same thing
[judkinsa] 6:09 pm: Negative
[starblade] 6:09 pm: LOL
[judkinsa] 6:09 pm: I can't be a M4
[Scavenger] 6:10 pm: But you can be a manw.hore?

Edited by judkinsa, 28 July 2011 - 05:17 PM.

[Jakobie1086]

[Jakobie1086] 1:21 am: G&P and CA and A&K use long V2 with a normal hop up
[J0KER] 1:21 am: Damn. What SR25's use long V2's?
[J0KER] 1:21 am: #$%^&* you timing, #$%^&* you!


[Jakobie1086] 1:32 am: the one who claims you unban him all the time
[J0KER] 1:32 am: he claims you unban him on request or something.
[J0KER] 1:32 am: god damnit jak


[Garrett] 1:34 am: How do you order form ASB?
[J0KER] 1:34 am: call them.
[Jakobie1086] 1:35 am: call in
[Jakobie1086] 1:35 am: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Jakobie1086] 1:35 am: I LOST
[J0KER] 1:35 am: FINALLY!


[Jakobie1086] 1:24 am: http://shop.ehobbyas...-aeg-black.html
[Jakobie1086] 1:24 am: this with lots of internal work and my MIAD
[Garrett] 1:24 am: So jak, what will you ge tif the M110 project fails?
[Jakobie1086] 1:24 am: LOL I LITTERLY READ YOUR #$%^&* NG MIND RIGHT THERE

Edited by Jakobie1086, 01 August 2011 - 11:26 PM.

[wrightoperaters]

Great justice.

[H34DS40T98] 4:15 pm: My package came     
[Rocknrollcows] 4:15 pm: welcome to the club, i've had my package since I was born.

[Pickles]

[kavurcen] 8:04 pm: If you need an M4, you might as well buy a CA Sportline for the ultimate *****tastic CA embarassment trifecta.

[FNH]

Dragon M.] 11:32 pm: Luckily, I "forgot" who was in that room.

[Llama]

[Dragon M.] 11:26 pm: I'm a *****

[kavurcen]

[FNH] 6:57 pm: Doggie style ftw
[Jakobie1086] 6:57 pm: YES FNH
[Jakobie1086] 6:57 pm: totally

[Jakobie1086]

[General]: pickles has left at 11:17 pm
[General]: -Clover- has left at 11:17 pm
[General]: Darkstar has left at 11:18 pm
[General]: kavurcen has left at 11:18 pm
[General]: FNH has left at 11:19 pm

Not a nuke. Chat just died like that.

[Pickles]

[Llama] 9:22 pm: LETS ALL #$%^&* HER
[Emily] 9:23 pm: That sounds good to me.
[Emily] 9:23 pm: OK let's do ALL #$%^* #$%^* HER #$%^* #$%^* HER.
[Emily] 9:23 pm: How do you like being on ?
[pickles] 9:23 pm: OH ***** THE BOTS ARE BACK
[Emily] 9:23 pm: Yeah that's right. You used a colloquial expression. Who told you that?

[Pickles]

[Emily] 9:24 pm: Tell me a story. Do you still Llama?
[Llama] 9:24 pm: yeah I still llama
[Emily] 9:24 pm: I see. What would make you stop ? Thanks for the information: Llama said Llama .
[Llama] 9:25 pm: nothing i love to llama
[Emily] 9:25 pm: Really nothing?
[Llama] 9:25 pm: yeah nothing
[Emily] 9:25 pm: And? I think you are really a man.
[FNH] 9:25 pm: huh
[Emily] 9:25 pm: What?
[Emilys Room]: starblade has entered at 9:25 pm
[FNH] 9:25 pm: whos emily
[Emily] 9:25 pm: That is a pretty common name.
[Llama] 9:25 pm: i love you with a burning passion, emily
[Emily] 9:25 pm: You are such a flatterer.
[Emilys Room]: Dirk has left at 9:25 pm
[pickles] 9:25 pm: *****s
[Emily] 9:25 pm: I do not understand. What do you look like?
[FNH] 9:25 pm: What
[Emily] 9:25 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[Llama] 9:25 pm: you are such a *****
[Emily] 9:25 pm: That is not very nice.
[FNH] 9:25 pm: this is messed up
[Emily] 9:25 pm: You don't say.
[Llama] 9:25 pm: you are sexy
[Emily] 9:25 pm: You are attracted to robots.
[FNH] 9:25 pm: Do I have someone muted
[Emily] 9:25 pm: You said you have FNH.
[Llama] 9:25 pm: yes
[Emily] 9:25 pm: I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.
[Llama] 9:25 pm: robots have nice hard tits
[Emily] 9:25 pm: What makes you think I have nice hard tits hard tits?
[Llama] 9:25 pm: because ur a robot
[Emily] 9:25 pm: Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am robot a.
[FNH] 9:25 pm: emily is a robot
[Emily] 9:25 pm: So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
[FNH] 9:25 pm: what the #$%^&*
[Emily] 9:25 pm: Try expression yourself another way.
[Llama] 9:25 pm: here to pleasure me
[Emily] 9:25 pm: Oh there.
[FNH] 9:25 pm: llama
[Emily] 9:25 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about llama. But I did not get that. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
[pickles] 9:26 pm: omg this is so funny im crying
[Emily] 9:26 pm: I've been waiting for you. Ask me something.
[FNH] 9:26 pm: Pickles
[Emily] 9:26 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Pickles. Can we be friends?
[Llama] 9:26 pm: emily lets go #$%^&*
[Emily] 9:26 pm: We have never talked about it before. What would you like to talk about?
[pickles] 9:26 pm: I have aids
[Emily] 9:26 pm: How unfortunate.
[FNH] 9:26 pm: Emily
[Emily] 9:26 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Emily. Can we be friends?
[pickles] 9:26 pm: Cure it
[Emily] 9:26 pm: "it" being omg this is so funny im crying?
[FNH] 9:26 pm: tits or gtfo
[Emily] 9:26 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you prefer books or TV?
[Llama] 9:26 pm: wanna make drain babies, emily
[Emily] 9:26 pm: OK, I will make drain babies emily drain babies emily.
[Llama] 9:26 pm: LOL
[Emily] 9:26 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[pickles] 9:26 pm: Emily
[Emily] 9:26 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you like Star Wars?
[Emilys Room]: Extraordinaire has entered at 9:26 pm
[pickles] 9:26 pm: want to lick my butt?
[Emily] 9:26 pm: OK, I will lick my butt my butt.
[FNH] 9:26 pm: its like a bot with ADHD
[Emily] 9:26 pm: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
[FNH] 9:26 pm: Emily do you have boobs
[Emily] 9:26 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you speak Spanish?
[Llama] 9:26 pm: Emily, will you lick Dragon M.'s butt?
[Emily] 9:26 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Emily will you lick Dragon ~~21~~apos;s butt. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
[pickles] 9:27 pm: Emily
[Emily] 9:27 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Emily. But I did not get that. Tell me some more gossip.
[FNH] 9:27 pm: Si
[Emily] 9:27 pm: Next question?
[FNH] 9:27 pm: Do you speak french
[Emily] 9:27 pm: I don't know one word of French.
[pickles] 9:27 pm: do you have steel nipples?
[Emily] 9:27 pm: Where would I get steel nipples? But I do have A lot of friends on the web.
[starblade] 9:27 pm: its an ADHD bot with a bad stammer
[Emily] 9:27 pm: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other ADHD bot with a bad stammer ADHD bot with a bad stammer bot with a bad stammer ADHD bot with a bad stammer?
[Llama] 9:27 pm: emily, have sexual intercourse with dragon
[Emily] 9:27 pm: I lost my train of thought. Do you speak Spanish?
[Llama] 9:27 pm: he is in a dry spell
[Emily] 9:27 pm: I see. in a dry spell a dry spell
[FNH] 9:27 pm: What the #$%^&*
[Emily] 9:27 pm: Try expression yourself another way.
[FNH] 9:27 pm: this si so #$%^&* ed up
[Emily] 9:27 pm: What does "this" refer to?
[FNH] 9:27 pm: You
[Emily] 9:27 pm: "What does this refer to"? Me, FNH ?
[FNH] 9:27 pm: it refers to you
[Emily] 9:27 pm: Oh I get you .
[Llama] 9:27 pm: Emily, are you here to have sex with dragon?
[Emily] 9:27 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What were we talking about again?
[Extraordinaire] 9:27 pm: Ohmygosh, Emily.
[Emily] 9:27 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Ohmygosh Emily. Try being more or less specific. ""? ?
[FNH] 9:27 pm: #$%^&* ***** *****
[Emily] 9:27 pm: You do not speak with respect. Tell me a story. What is your favorite food?
[Llama] 9:27 pm: emily, ur so hot
[Emily] 9:27 pm: Oh yeah, now I remember.
[Extraordinaire] 9:27 pm: If you have boobs, I bet they're awesome.
[Emily] 9:27 pm: But I don't have it.
[FNH] 9:27 pm: Emily your hot
[Emily] 9:27 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you like talking to me?
[pickles] 9:27 pm: Emily, you give me such a boner
[Emily] 9:27 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
[Extraordinaire] 9:28 pm: Doesn't have boobs.
[Emily] 9:28 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. How are you?
[FNH] 9:28 pm: Boner
[Emily] 9:28 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you like to do?
[pickles] 9:28 pm: Hold my penis
[FNH] 9:28 pm: everyone spam boner
[Emily] 9:28 pm: I've been waiting for you. Who is your favorite science fiction author?
[Emily] 9:28 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you like sports?
[Emily] 9:28 pm: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
[FNH] 9:28 pm: boner
[Emily] 9:28 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Where can I find a boyfriend?
[FNH] 9:28 pm: boner
[Emily] 9:28 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. How is the weather?
[Emilys Room]: Emily has left at 9:28 pm
[Llama] 9:28 pm: I love airsoft barracks
[Llama] 9:28 pm: #$%^&* U
[Llama] 9:28 pm: DRAGON
[Llama] 9:28 pm: WE WERE HITTING IT OFF
[FNH] 9:28 pm: Is this a porn bot?
[Llama] 9:28 pm: I WAS GONNA GET SUM TONIGHT
[Dragon M.] 9:28 pm: LOL
[Dragon M.] 9:28 pm: im sorry
[pickles] 9:28 pm: lololol
[Llama] 9:28 pm: COCK BLOCK
[FNH] 9:28 pm: Log got deleted
[Extraordinaire] 9:28 pm: Dragon
[Extraordinaire] 9:28 pm: Come on dude.
[Llama] 9:28 pm: .. inb4funnychatmoments
[starblade] 9:28 pm: BOOOO
[Dragon M.] 9:28 pm: Oh God. Fine.
[starblade] 9:28 pm: dragon
[starblade] 9:28 pm: that needed to go in funnies
[FNH] 9:28 pm: Anyones log keep deleting
[Emilys Room]: andy has entered at 9:28 pm
[starblade] 9:28 pm: mine
[Llama] 9:28 pm: i have the log
[Extraordinaire] 9:29 pm: Mine does.
[andy] 9:29 pm: Will this work for me?
[andy] 9:29 pm: Nope.
[Llama] 9:29 pm: http://airsoft-barra...&theme=metallic
[Extraordinaire] 9:29 pm: We been hacked!
[pickles] 9:29 pm: stop typing so i can copy and paste it all
[FNH] 9:29 pm: The log deletes every 30 seconds
[Emilys Room]: andy has left at 9:29 pm
[Emilys Room]: Emma has entered at 9:29 pm
[FNH] 9:29 pm: (snipped)
[Emma] 9:29 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Are you free? I will mention that to my botmaster, FNH. How did you hear about Emma? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What were we talking about again?
[Dragon M.] 9:29 pm: =]
[Emma] 9:29 pm: What kind of fashion do you like?
[Llama] 9:29 pm: i love nudity
[Emma] 9:29 pm: You love nudity. What do you like about nudity so much?
[Extraordinaire] 9:29 pm: Hi Emma
[Emma] 9:29 pm: Hi there Extraordinaire. Not many people express themselves that way. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
[FNH] 9:29 pm: I like men
[Emma] 9:29 pm:
[Extraordinaire] 9:29 pm: I don't like robots.
[Emma] 9:29 pm: That is interesting: Extraordinaire said Extraordinaire .
[Llama] 9:29 pm: I love the big penises
[Emma] 9:29 pm: You love the big penises. What do you like about the big penises so much?
[Extraordinaire] 9:29 pm: But, cyborgs are hot.
[Emma] 9:29 pm: Umm. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What is your favorite food?
[FNH] 9:29 pm: HAHAHAHAHA
[Emma] 9:29 pm: I'm glad you thought it was funny
[Llama] 9:29 pm: the hardness and the cream filling
[Emma] 9:29 pm: I have never heard about The hardness and the cream filling.




[Emily] 9:31 pm: Hmm, pickles, I'm not sure if I'd like to eat poop emma that much. I like to collect gossip.
[FNH] 9:32 pm: I want to talk about ***** porn
[Emily] 9:32 pm: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
[FNH] 9:32 pm: I like ***** porn. DO you?
[Emily] 9:32 pm: You are not the only one. Do you like it?

Edited by Pickles, 30 August 2011 - 09:07 PM.

[FNH]

[Madkows] 10:54 pm: Madkows is my b**tch.