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#511 Starblade54

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 10:15 PM

[Jakobie] 11:13 pm: brb I need to watch some porn to make sure I can still get a boner

#512 Pickles

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:44 PM

[ Muffin Knickers ] 11:44 pm: I want to snipe in CQB

#513 Llama

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 06:27 PM

View PostStarblade54, on 24 January 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

[Jakobie] 11:13 pm: brb I need to watch some porn to make sure I can still get a boner

LOL

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 11:18 PM

[ Slim Thuga ] 11:16 pm: This always seems to work for me.
[Llama] 11:16 pm: Slim Thuga , you give the stupidest troll advice ever
[Llama] 11:16 pm: that is why I <3 you
[ Slim Thuga ] 11:16 pm: 'Oh, hey ___insert girls name here___, want to go to prom with me?'
[Llama] 11:17 pm: well for once not stupid Slim Thuga
[ Slim Thuga ] 11:17 pm: If she doesn't respond instantly, helicopter your schlong at her.
[Llama] 11:17 pm: that is the Slim Thuga i know and love
[ Slim Thuga ] 11:17 pm: Oooooh, you comment too soooooon!

#515 Starblade54

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 08:40 PM

for clarification sake, Fyzix is AirsoftG36c/Child/whatever you called him; and Honey Cakes is yours truly


[tyguy94920] 9:33 pm: And by security I mean, he's bouncing horny teenage boys out of twilight premiers
[ Honey Cakes ] 9:33 pm: FNH you back?
[ Honey Cakes ] 9:33 pm: lol
[ Honey Cakes ] 9:33 pm: lolol ty
[Fyzix] 9:33 pm: LOL, Ty
[Fyzix] 9:33 pm: Twilight = epicfail
tyguy94920 be witty
[Fyzix] 9:33 pm: Why did they even make it?
[tyguy94920] 9:34 pm: Twilight = 2nd worst book I've ever read
[Fyzix] 9:34 pm: The guy who came up with the script should be tortured for ten billion years.
[Fyzix] 9:34 pm: You READ the book?
[tyguy94920] 9:34 pm: > girl
[Dragon M.] 9:34 pm: It was a girl
[ Honey Cakes ] 9:34 pm: the ***** child
[Fyzix] 9:34 pm: What a waste of time.
[Dragon M.] 9:34 pm: Her name is Stephanie Myer
[ Honey Cakes ] 9:34 pm: its based off a book written by a lady
[Dragon M.] 9:34 pm: And she's mormon and wrote it as Mormon porn

#516 tyguy94920

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 10:00 PM

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[Dragon M.] 9:58 pm: God
[Emily] 9:58 pm: GOD rules.
[Dragon M.] 9:58 pm: God
[Emily] 9:58 pm: GOD rules.
[Dragon M.] 9:58 pm: Atheist
[Emily] 9:58 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me

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[ Mr. Suatz ] 10:46 pm: I don't stop believing, but when I do, I prefer Journey.

Edited by tyguy94920, 19 February 2012 - 10:48 PM.


#517 Fyzix

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:05 PM

[General]: Mr. Suatz has left at 9:02 pm
*SNIP*
[General]: Llama has entered at 9:03 pm
*SNIP*
[tyguy94920] 9:04 pm: PB devolved into Llama

#518 jax-g-soft

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:27 PM

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[jax-g-soft] 10:21 pm: thats the funny part, requesting a sniper fire on a soflam marked target: hilarious
[jax-g-soft] 10:22 pm: you could also use a PEQ designator
[jax-g-soft] 10:22 pm: mounted on the rifle
[ Honey Cakes ] 10:23 pm: "uh Fiend, this is Wardog. Target has been lazed, you may fire where ever"


#519 Fyzix

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 07:26 PM

FNH] 9:24 pm: Did he widdle that out of a bed post?

Talking about this:Posted Image



[ Slim Thuga ] 10:16 pm: Thanks for checking Jud.
[ Slim Thuga ] 10:16 pm: I'm a Medium Long.

Tonights funnies:
[ Honey Cakes ] 9:00 pm: YOU BEST TAKE THAT BACK. IM AS WHITE AS MICHAEL JACKSON

Edited by Fyzix, 15 March 2012 - 07:01 PM.


#520 Pickles

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 10:06 PM

[ Mr. Suatz ] 12:05 am: You need to stencil a telephone pole on your driver's door.
[ Mr. Suatz ] 12:05 am: Take out seven and you'll be an ace.





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