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#1 Hated Aries

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:31 PM

YAAAAAY!

    [Optomis] 9:24 pm: Whatever happened to your M14? Did you sell it?
[Penko_Pocko] 9:25 pm: its gone from airsoft forever
    [Optomis] 9:25 pm: Why?
    [Optomis] 9:25 pm: It was a sick gun.
[Penko_Pocko] 9:25 pm: long story
[Penko_Pocko] 9:25 pm: brb gotta poop
    [Optomis] 9:25 pm: Make it short.
    [Optomis] 9:25 pm: I would like to hear your story.
[Hated Aries] 9:26 pm: Wait, I wanna hear about this poop first.
[Madkows] 9:27 pm: Pictures pl0x.
[Madkows] 9:27 pm: Of the m14, not your poop.



[Young] 8:22 pm: Ok, I WANT MY COMM SET UP
[Young] 8:22 pm: BEFORE I PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE
[Optomis] 8:22 pm: Hey, calm down on the punching babies thing. They would beat you up, we already knew that.

#2 Optomis

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:33 PM

Oh jeez..... Looks like I'm a super star. :wub:

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:40 PM

[Madkows] 7:37 pm: Let it be known forever through in this day in history, that I, "Madkows" declare my undying and unconditional love for "Optomis"

Not really funny, just there for documentation purposes.

#4 Madkows

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:42 PM

[Optomis] 7:40 pm: I'm guna go too. Cya guys
[Hated Aries] 7:40 pm: Peace, Opt.
[Madkows] 7:40 pm: Sleep well, sweet prince.
[Optomis] 7:40 pm: Thank you o fairest of the princesses madkows

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:16 AM

course its not stolen i mean its the same thing with the same title.....
oh well our chat is funnier due to all the noobs mwhahaha!

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:04 PM

View PostHackleloafsM16, on Feb 17 2009, 07:16 AM, said:

course its not stolen i mean its the same thing with the same title.....
oh well our chat is funnier due to all the noobs mwhahaha!
... Laugh out loud??question mark?


I wish I had time to enter chat these days... Too much work... >_<

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:52 PM

No, Hackle, it's more aggravating and mundane because of that...

I wish I could post audio from when Madkows, Lizzard and I played CoD4 the other day :D

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 01:21 PM

hehe i have had some pretty good xbl convo's as well

#9 Madkows

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:41 PM

Posted Image

#10 Stan Salad

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 10:50 PM

I don't get it.

#11 Madkows

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 11:24 PM

Well, Airsoft Barracks had logged in to the Airsoft Barracks chat,
so I said what was on the pic and supernova made a picture out
of it, both derived from this:


Posted Image


Basically, on Pimp My Ride, Xzibit always says
"Yo dawg, we put a ______ in your ______, so you can ________ while you ___________"

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 01:02 AM

I was there man, the magic happened, and airsoft barracks was put in my airsoft barracks so I could talk about airsoft while I was talking about airsoft.

[Dragon M.] 6:10 pm: xP
*snip*........Just spreading the lover around


[OvermedicateD] 7:24 pm: i would take a D in the A for a VFC SCAR
[Hated Aries] 7:24 pm: I'll take you up on that offer, OMD


[Stan Salad] 9:01 pm: i sat on it
[Ion] 9:01 pm: Wow....
[ComradeMP] 9:01 pm: kinky
[Stan Salad] 9:02 pm: sorry



[OvermedicateD] 6:25 pm: shove me the thread
[OvermedicateD] 6:25 pm: lol
[OvermedicateD] 6:25 pm: god
[ComradeMP] 6:25 pm: wow
[ComradeMP] 6:25 pm: that sounded kina erotic
[+Field Medic+] 6:25 pm: lol


[Bronco5150] 7:21 pm: Kimber, would you like to have my babies?
[Bronco5150] 7:21 pm: I am a supple young woman.


[Madkows] 7:21 pm: Ewwww.
[Madkows] 7:21 pm: Your willing to put your wang inside a firearm!?
[ComradeMP] 7:22 pm: feel the burn



Come on people, check out the chat for shananigans and what not.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 10:16 AM

View PostComradeMP, on Feb 24 2009, 01:02 AM, said:

airsoft barracks was put in my airsoft barracks so I could talk about airsoft while I was talking about airsoft.

It's amazing how incredibly accurate that sentence is...

I think the funniest thing that ever happened while I was in the chat was when Young said he would hit babies for a Maruzen L96 (I think) and Optomis replied "Come on now, Young, watch what you say. We all know the babies could totally take you." or something like that.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 09:01 PM

View PostMadkows, on Feb 24 2009, 06:24 AM, said:

Well, Airsoft Barracks had logged in to the Airsoft Barracks chat,
so I said what was on the pic and supernova made a picture out
of it, both derived from this:


[img]http://bum.net/pics/xzibit.jpg[/img


Basically, on Pimp My Ride, Xzibit always says
"Yo dawg, we put a ______ in your ______, so you can ________ while you ___________"
STOP
SPREADING
DA
MEMES
BRO

Anyways...

I don't have an funnies, sorry.

#15 Stan Salad

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 09:44 PM

a bunch of supposedly funny things i have said have been sigged =/

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 08:20 AM

I feel accomplished now, since that I am officially one of you're guy's entertainment. I fee like the fat guy on lost.

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 11:32 AM

View PostYoung, on Feb 25 2009, 09:20 AM, said:

I feel accomplished now, since that I am officially one of you're guy's entertainment. I fee like the fat guy on lost.

Hurley!

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 03:28 PM

View PostClayton, on Feb 25 2009, 12:32 PM, said:

Hurley!
That means you're pimp, and you also threw a hotpocket in one episode!

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:05 PM

One day, Madkows finds a picture of Comrade wearing something he shouldn't be wearing...

[Stanada]: ComradeMP has entered at 3:56 pm
    [Stan Salad] 3:57 pm: welcoem to stanada
[StarvinMarvin] 3:57 pm: lol
[StarvinMarvin] 3:57 pm: i hope madkows is here now
[Madkows] 3:57 pm: HEY
[Madkows] 3:57 pm: YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!!
[StarvinMarvin] 3:57 pm: yay
     [ComradeMP] 3:57 pm: where's the ***** that cheated on my kows?????
[Madkows] 3:58 pm: You did, Comrade. D:
     [ComradeMP] 3:58 pm: I did?
     [ComradeMP] 3:58 pm: *****
    [Stan Salad] 3:58 pm: as billoniboy would say "that is pretty homo"
[Madkows] 3:58 pm: How do you explain this?!: *picture omitted*
     [ComradeMP] 3:59 pm: but that was years ago
     [ComradeMP] 3:59 pm: I needed money
    [Stan Salad] 3:59 pm: he has been progressively changed
     [ComradeMP] 3:59 pm: and the man gave me cash money
ComradeMP cries
[Madkows] 3:59 pm: Comrade, I didn't want to do this. I don't want it to be this way.
[Madkows] 3:59 pm: But...-
[Madkows] 3:59 pm: We're over.
     [ComradeMP] 4:00 pm: come on baby, I can change.....
[Madkows] 4:00 pm: But I don't know if I can. My heart is so broken.
[Madkows] 4:00 pm: Hella, I've been sobbing in my room! I'm so pathetic!
     [ComradeMP] 4:01 pm: come on, I can do that thing you like, with the whipped cream...
[Madkows] 4:01 pm: No, Comrade. I just...I just need some time to think.
     [ComradeMP] 4:02 pm: ok, I can respect that........
     [ComradeMP] 4:02 pm: but a man can only wait so long......he can only wait.....so long..........
[Madkows] 4:02 pm: Haha, just kidding. Let's go get some whipped cream.

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 06:21 PM

View PostMadkows, on Feb 25 2009, 06:05 PM, said:

One day, Madkows finds a picture of Comrade wearing something he shouldn't be wearing...

[Stanada]: ComradeMP has entered at 3:56 pm
    [Stan Salad] 3:57 pm: welcoem to stanada
[StarvinMarvin] 3:57 pm: lol
[StarvinMarvin] 3:57 pm: i hope madkows is here now
[Madkows] 3:57 pm: HEY
[Madkows] 3:57 pm: YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!!
[StarvinMarvin] 3:57 pm: yay
     [ComradeMP] 3:57 pm: where's the ***** that cheated on my kows?????
[Madkows] 3:58 pm: You did, Comrade. D:
     [ComradeMP] 3:58 pm: I did?
     [ComradeMP] 3:58 pm: *****
    [Stan Salad] 3:58 pm: as billoniboy would say "that is pretty homo"
[Madkows] 3:58 pm: How do you explain this?!: *picture omitted*
     [ComradeMP] 3:59 pm: but that was years ago
     [ComradeMP] 3:59 pm: I needed money
    [Stan Salad] 3:59 pm: he has been progressively changed
     [ComradeMP] 3:59 pm: and the man gave me cash money
ComradeMP cries
[Madkows] 3:59 pm: Comrade, I didn't want to do this. I don't want it to be this way.
[Madkows] 3:59 pm: But...-
[Madkows] 3:59 pm: We're over.
     [ComradeMP] 4:00 pm: come on baby, I can change.....
[Madkows] 4:00 pm: But I don't know if I can. My heart is so broken.
[Madkows] 4:00 pm: Hella, I've been sobbing in my room! I'm so pathetic!
     [ComradeMP] 4:01 pm: come on, I can do that thing you like, with the whipped cream...
[Madkows] 4:01 pm: No, Comrade. I just...I just need some time to think.
     [ComradeMP] 4:02 pm: ok, I can respect that........
     [ComradeMP] 4:02 pm: but a man can only wait so long......he can only wait.....so long..........
[Madkows] 4:02 pm: Haha, just kidding. Let's go get some whipped cream.

Omg...

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 07:19 PM

*coug* yeah..... Hey what's that over there!!!!!

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 07:21 PM

View PostComradeMP, on Feb 25 2009, 05:19 PM, said:

*coug* yeah..... Hey what's that over there!!!!!

Wha-...?


Hey, you silly rascal.

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 07:17 PM

[Hated Aries] 7:14 pm: Have any of you hoz ever actually DONE PCP?
[Madkows] 7:15 pm: On accident.
[Madkows] 7:15 pm: Cause I mistook it for my vitamins.

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 09:53 PM

[ComradeMP] 7:33 pm: I ate your mom out once
[Emily] 7:33 pm: How did it taste?

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 10:46 PM

[ComradeMP] 7:33 pm: I ate your mom out once
[Emily] 7:33 pm: How did it taste?
[Dragon M.] 7:33 pm: Ban Emily!
[ComradeMP] 7:33 pm: nasty stuff
[Emily] 7:33 pm: I lost my train of thought. Do you like talking to me?
[Emily] 7:33 pm: We have never talked about it before. Can you tell me any gossip?
[Madkows] 7:33 pm: HAHAHAHAHA

Lulz

[ComradeMP] 7:39 pm: you have herpies?
[Emily] 7:39 pm: What makes you think I have herpies?
[Madkows] 7:40 pm: Cause your dirty.
[Emily] 7:40 pm: That makes sense to me. You don't know that for a fact.
[Hated Aries] 7:40 pm: You're a skank.


Great times.

#26 Madkows

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 01:28 AM

WHY DOES SHE KEEP COMING BACK. D:

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 01:52 AM

So far, the funniest moment is this:

[HX] 9:11 am:

Because lots of those moments seemed to be made-up.

Edited by HX, 03 March 2009 - 01:52 AM.


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Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:18 AM

View PostHX, on Mar 2 2009, 11:52 PM, said:

So far, the funniest moment is this:

[HX] 9:11 am:

Because lots of those moments seemed to be made-up.
it is actually not made up (well most of them)
also are you trying to Fing imply September 11??!?!?!! as a JOKE!>!@>!

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:02 PM

View PostYoung, on Mar 3 2009, 11:18 AM, said:

it is actually not made up (well most of them)
also are you trying to Fing imply September 11??!?!?!! as a JOKE!>!@>!
No, I actually went up to the chatroom and said " " at 9:11 am.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:34 PM

Anything with "Emily" in it is not made up, that's for sure.





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